Mother nature is a mean spirited whore! She makes me horny as fuck but turns me into a moody bitch so no one in their right mind would do me anyway. Although no one could ever claim that Jeff is in his right mind...
*sigh*
I feel like dry humping my hand. Even my own cleavage is turning me on. You know how a cat in heat comes at you ass out? Yep. That's me today. And it's fucking hell.
Sucks to be me. I guess I'll get over it. Can't stop laughing at the irony of my Tumblr post the other day saying that I'm sexually satisfied for the first time in my life... haven't had sex since. A week. A WEEK!!!!
*sigh*
Guess I'll go eat something.
*sigh*
